Cards according to the #GOP:
THE RULES:
1. You can only play if we like you
2. Even if we like you, we’re going to stack the deck in our own favor
3. We will always win
4. If you win, refer to rule 3
5. If you don’t like rule 3, we don’t like you and you’re no longer welcome to play
6. If these rules are unacceptable to you, we don’t know what to tell you, except that you voted for us and if you didn’t it’s probably because you have a brain
7. We win
8. You lose
9. Piss off loser