One of my favorite scenes from the reality Netflix Show "Somebody Feed Phil". Phil was having a meal with an observant Jew, (Phil is not orthodox or very observant).
Guest: You eat bacon? Wow.
Phil: I love it!
G: What does it taste like?
P: have you ever had Turkey Bacon?
G: oh yeah, like that?
P: no, NOTHING like that! it tastes GOOOD!!!!
@XSGeek tangent, I heard duck bacon is good but don't know how to get it