@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN I wonder what #SNL would say if #Trump calls up demanding to be in a skit, knowing he's uncontrollable and bonkers.

@WordsmithFL That may be a table they deliberately set for themselves.

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN The audience would boo and heckle him so much he wouldn't be able to get a word out.

At least he has enough brain cells left to realize that he should only speak in an environment he controls. That's why he's not doing any debates.