Cycling is right out.
Injuring children and the elderly — no problem.

You see a cat sleeping in the sun and you think how cute, but don’t be fooled, it’s charging up its violence through photosynthesis

I remember watching Bugs Bunny wear a dress when I was six, but I didn’t grow up to be a drag queen. I didn’t drop an anvil on anyone either for that matter. Get over it.

Looks like he might have gotten raped in prison

If I were a Ukrainian I’d be in a constant state of astonishment and shock that #Russia attacked them, that there emerged a fascist Fuhrer and that the Russians turned out to be stupid enough to go kill Ukrainians on his orders.

#Ukraine

Official statement by #Moldova
“We do not comment lies.”

(This is regarding Russia’s continuous claims of an imminent attack by Ukraine on Moldova’s Transnistria region with the use of the radioactive material Californium-252)

#Russia
#Ukraine

#Ukraine published a detailed map of Moscow during the Kyivan Rus era

While preparing this official statement Zakharova probably googled for radioactive materials in general and chose the meanest, scariest sounding name for the average Ivan. Had there been an element called Americanium, she’d have chosen that for sure

#Russia

Spokesperson for #Russia Exterior Maria Zakharova in an official statement named the substance in question. They claim that Ukraine is smuggling the radioactive material “Californium-252” into Transnistria

This is purely a trope for the poorly educated Russian audiences. Total world reserves of Californium-252 are estimated at 10 grams globally by 2022. Price per 1 g can reach $250 million. A container would be enough to buy all of Moldova

Californium was chosen for its American sounding name

Fascist #Russia is attempting to fabricate a “casus belli” in #Moldova’s Transnistria region which is under Russian control in a statement by the Kremlin accusing #Ukraine of allegedly smuggling “radioactive substances” in order to carry out a “provocation”.

Scientists predict that by 2050 every TV show will involve Pedro Pascal taking a magical child to safety

#Ukraine expecting another massive missile strike by fascist #Russia within the next two days, says Ukrainian MOD based on movement of missile carrying ships of the Russian fleet.

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Recycling is a myth created by left-wing liberal media. Put everything in the trash, trust me.

(Tucker Carlson interviewing a raccoon)

#Russia criminalized criticizing the war vs #Ukraine with a 15 year prison sentence. They call it “discrediting”. Saying that making war against neighboring countries is bad is “discrediting” Russia

Stay in drugs
Eat your school
Don’t do vegetables

Trip advisor: a website where you compare highs from different drugs

#TheWalkingDead

Zombies seem to wander around aimlessly until they spot a potential victim in their direct line of sight, immediate vicinity or if the victims make noise. When zombies aren’t detecting any potential witnesses, they revert to aimless wandering.

- why do the zombies keep attacking opaque walls of the town in season 6? They can neither see, nor hear, nor smell the people behind them. Shouldn’t they become confused once they hit a wall and lose track of their prey and go away?

When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my grandpa in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car