I roasted some ribs today

Pretty fecking delish if I say so myself

@Marc_T_Benedict
No way this isn’t a joke 😆

What’s this game called, I wanna play

Authors of old sci-fi were the ones who had the most faith in humanity, because almost every book opens with “it’s the year 2010, humans have settled all throughout the galaxy…”

Long ago there was a cat
Who swallowed a ball of yarn
And when that cat had kittens
They all had sweaters on

River: *flows*

Beaver: “The fuck you will.”

From now on, this is how I’m driving my car to work

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whisky costs less
Than dinner for two

@Shilohx
Gave them a bit of a scare, didn’t you

@MakerWerks
omg that’s brilliant 😆

👏👏👏

I ran into a lonely 70 yo Scottish guy at a bar today and we played pool for two hours.

You know those frogs that middle schoolers dissect in science class? That’s how I felt. I was a victim of legalized rape today. It didn’t help none that it’s Valentine’s Day. When the score was 7:2 in his favor he told me he’d played against Efren Reyes.

@Shilohx
I’ll make no attempt at cutting it off though, I promise

@Shilohx
I can tell he’s a part time wine taster

laughing man with yellow jacket waving his hands, realistic

Good evening, CoSo

And a happy Valentine’s Day

🍫 💐 🍷

You’ll never guess why I get presents on my gf’s birthday

Because she’s born on February 14, ha

@Rickbflony
I’m hurting in my brain 😀

Goodbob, I hope we same place again very now