May brighter still thy prospegts be
On each succeeding New Year’s day

Chances of being murdered by a cat are neither zero nor small

When you push a pull door and the person behind says “You need to pull” — oh, hey, thanks, my next plan was to lift from the bottom

Is this supposed to be chicken jerky 😆

I maintained a tactical silence.
When you maintain a tactical
silence and look people right in
the eye, as if drinking in their
words, they talk. People like to be
listened to, as every researcher
knows—every researcher, every
writer, every spy.

— Michel Houllebecq

Small dick guy just got murdered

Rather proud of this shot I took today

Athens, Acropolis. Ancient amphitheater

This is me being me at the ancient Acropolis in Athens 😀
Because I’m me

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening
In the lane snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We’re happy tonight
Walking in the winter wonderland

@BillieBun @Jacki outrageous. The fucking Wild Wild West.

@AnitaLL Yeah, they throwing the word theory around but not realizing how much proof must already be contained in it to be called that, and also peer approved.

Hypothesis is correct but sounds way too highbrow for conspiracists enough to make them start a new conspiracy “theory” on the war on words lol

Who’s gonna tell him…

The eternal question of tits or ass

This is disturbing on so many levels…

You can sell me any cock and bull facts about how dangerous Australian animals are and I won’t question anything. They got vampire bees? Of course I do. All dogs get open carry permits from birth? I won’t even google it.

What do the White Walkers say to scare kids into sleep?

“Summer is coming.”

Your move, sir

You ever seen trees growing out of balconies?

Russian TV is showing their audiences commercials about Europe having it so bad that people free to death in their homes, some are so starved they have to eat their hamster 🤦‍♂️