When you're stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay and the filming crew walk in

#cosoconfession

"Remembered this one time I went on a date to the movies and they guy asks me at the gate if I mind paying for my own ticket, I said "OK", then he pulled out a 2nd Ticket Free voucher, and I paid for my ticket and he went in free."

😂

@Dreaw404 It's someone else's, honest!

Why do I feel strangely aroused by this

Russia may be planning another massive missile strike on Ukraine on the 22 or 23 of December.

At least 67 rockets are expected to be fired by Kremlin #fascists including their latest Iskander and Dagger models.

4/

They delivered an empty wrapper

3/

2/

A culinary tragedy in 4 acts

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@Anouk Reminds me of a party game I played once. Like a funny quiz game, where you questions sent to your phone, but one person is an imposter who gets a different question from everyone else and has to answer is a way as not not raise suspicions.
I was the imposter, my question was “your last received text”, I didn’t know what the real question was. I put down “I’m waiting”.
The revealed question turned out to be “what your grandma said to you this morning”. Well, mine died about 10 years ago

@Anouk 😂

@Sheree The King Midas of doughnuts

The first big break I took from TW was in 2017 when trumpists polluted everything.
I was having anxiety issues and lived my life in a constant state of disbelief at the mass hysteria and endless stupidity of SO MANY PEOPLE.

Four years later? Same old shit.

February 3rd is the set date for the Ukrainian-EU Summit in Kyiv.
Ukraine's ascension to the European Union will be discussed as well as further support in their efforts to fend off Russia's war of aggression.

@Rickbflony That's if you get snow.
We only get mud in winter lol

@Anouk it’s not even that.
Complicated and imaginative is something that comes out of Christopher Nolan’s studio.
1899 is not nearly that.
What they do is drop cliffhangers at the end of each episode and simply drag out individual storylines. They think it creates suspense, but it only makes the story a plodding one.