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My GF: "Honey, your new wristband for your watch arrived at the Post Office."

Me, contemplating how to pick it up

Just some Russian fascist hosting a talk show on Radio Freedom preaching “total annihilation of everything Ukrainian, including their language, street signs and historic monuments”

Kobe Bryant would run scrimmages wearing Boston Celtics colours to get his teammates at LA riled up before actual games against their arch nemesis

Kanye West wishes to meet Putin.
Yeah, ok, after saying he likes Hitler and Nazis weren’t so bad nothing else can tarnish his reputation any further.

In an act of semi-coherence, Putinista Dmitry Peskow stated that Russian “troops” will not be withdrawn from Ukraine by the end of the year. He also claimed that anti-vodka campaigns have been initiated in the Russian “army” at “all levels” (whatever those are).

At any rate, Tovarich Peskow, Slava Ukraini!

@Frenchy4064 Yes, Kurginyan is one of Putin’s useful idiots. While Putin is busy ensuring his personal safety and immunity against any kind of accountability, fools like Kurginyan are keeping the masses busy with frenzied pipe dreams of future grandeur and world domination.

Putin in 2012: Russia has become a truly free country in which it isn’t possible to install any kind of dictatorship anymore.

And then goes on to become a fuhrer.

This is Sergey Kurginyan, one of Russia's main ideologists of the "russkie myr" (Russian world) construct, in which all aggression and land grabs are justified by Russia's "special mission" somehow.

In this short from today's talk show he says "This is all a tragic mistake, we must urgently undo all the bad we did!"

Why, what happened??

Me: "I really gotta slim down."
Also me: *googles How to make twisted breadsticks with cheese*

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I must say those early Super Mario Bros - The Movie shorts look promising!

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Thomas Kalmich

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