Zelenskyy: points out a mistake when the German official takes the wrong stand

Russian TV personality: “Look, look, he’s doing a Nazi salute when he sees the German flag!”

SMDH Dumb fucks

#Ukraine
#RussiaIsAFascistState

@doctorSpoc
THANK YOU!
It's not just boring, it's imbecilic!
The plot is for retards by retards, I swear!
Can't wrap my head around guys who are in love with this book and movies. WHY??

@SamBones He's a cook, ffs.
A COOK.
Literally, Putin's omellete du fromage guy who got promoted

@ContentWarningVirusB42
They were doing that for 70 years, long before Putin too.
It's not just him. It's all of thems.

Head of the Constitutionally illegal mercenary army in Russia says he needs another 1 1/2 years to capture the Donbas, 3 years for the rest of Ukraine, and "if we need to reach the English Channel, than I have an excellent plan for that too."

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Putin publicly reads from the works of Ivan Ilyin, a Russian philosopher and self-admitted fascist.
"It's my favourite book", says Puting. "I take it off the shelf often."
A few quotes from Ilyin's book:
"Fascism is correct in many ways, especially in promoting one's ethnos over others."
"Authoritarian rule is Russia's only salvation, elections must become fictitious and insignificant."
etc
(CoSo wouldn't let me upload the video)

And that, ladies is gentlemen, is how you win cases

@LnzyHou @EvilBunny
A great tweeter, that guy

One Audi entrecote on the skewer coming right up, would you like a side with that?

@see_the_sus
How do you say "to jinx" but in the opposite, positive, sense?
Anyway, I'm opposite jinxing your surgery and your day to turn out fantastic

The most Russian thing you'll read today

“Boss, I need to leave early, I’m going to be a father!”
“Sure! Good luck!”

The next day.

“Well? Is it a boy or a girl?”
“Um… tell you in nine months?”

Does Mike from Monsters, Inc blink or wink?

I was just presented these handmade chocolate truffles 😲

Moldova summoned Russia's Ambassador over today's missile attacks on Ukraine as one of the missiles crossed into Moldovan airspace

Water off a duck's back, of course

#RussiaIsAFascistState

“Her blouse lay atop her bosom when they popped up one after the other, like meerkats. Her long hair kissed the top of her ass that was like two buttery brioche rolls ready for dinner. Her turnip red lips parted…”

Police sketch artist: “Sir.”

My employer likes to call us, workers, family when he needs something out of us.

Little does he know that every one of us has applied to 30 other families.