I’m truly sorry 😂

When this thing rolled into class it could only mean one thing: Mrs Bronstein is hungover af

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Daft Punk about to drop a Renaissance inspired album

Can’t listen to Wagner without seeing Bugs Bunny in drag, and that’s beautiful because it’s probably making Wagner roll in his grave like a rotisserie chicken

Whoever came up with the “biblically accurate description of an Angel” must have for the first time in his life seen a peacock

@Tarnagh
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to
Make
Me
Cry

“Fascism” is when countries defend themselves against a military invasion by global superpowers. I am very smart.

#RussiaIsAFascistState
#Ukraine

@Tarnagh
We never get to have nice things

@Former5SportOfficial
But why shouldn’t that info be public?
They don’t seem to care much about the potential harm to players’ reputations, why would the refs get special treatment?

@Tarnagh
Yes but does the hair clip contain a private collection of aerobics hotties in tights tho 🤪

@Former5SportOfficial
A lack of true accountability mechanisms for refs lead to them acting just plain arrogant nowadays.
NBA audiences have been screaming for something to be done for years.
I personally don’t get why players can be punished for errors but the refs can’t

Does wearing a Viewmaster over your eyes count as “coming as Geordi Laforge” at the Halloween office party?

Whatever happened to the right to bare arms, republicans?

Adolfo Kaminsky, ironically a namesake of a certain degenerate murderous sicko bastard, was a French resistance member who used his skills at photography to forge fake IDs, baptism cards, food rationing stamps and other documents for the thousands of Jews during the German occupation. He died recently at the age of 97.

I remember a time when a classmate put a very real looking plastic turd behind the couch in a corner of his room and had the time of his life watching us all pretend not to be noticing it all night 🤣

This may lead to a crack in the bowl 😂

@Eclecticmezzo
Agreed.
Let’s make it so.

My first introduction to Star Trek: “What a silly troop of doofuses in cheap costumes running around sets made of foam plastic and cardboard!”

Decades later: “Can’t decide whether Jean-Luke Picard or James Kirk is the better role model for me.”