Ukraine armed forces have shot down 47 of 55 missiles fired by #fascist Russia today

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Your wisdom shall never be questioned

Quantum nanotech!

@Patti1120
Someone accused me of tooting this too late!

My eyes change color depending on my swag level.

When my swag is at maximum, my eyes are bottle green.

I've never seen my eyes change color.

@JoyfullyDazed @Coctaanatis Yes, that's what I meant

Kyiv citizens shall have to endure outages of power again.
An energetics building was damaged.

@JoyfullyDazed @Coctaanatis
I hope his ass gets sued into bankruptcy

Air raid alert renewed in Ukraine.
A jet potentially carrying missiles and a control plane took off in Belarus

@DallasBarnett @Shilohx
Talk of the five handshakes theory, huh??? 😊

@DallasBarnett @Shilohx
OMG it's you!
wow this is so cool, so endlessly cool!
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If you see a toilet in your dream

Do not use it

@DallasBarnett @Shilohx
It says "sorry this user hasn't got a something page"

Subway in Kyiv
4 hours of air raid alerts

@DallasBarnett @Shilohx
Wow. Tell us more!

Intel shows movement of convoy trains across Russia towards Ukrainian borders, evidence of a new build up of armed forces in preparation of a new offensive.

Ukraine asks allies for longer range artillery missiles to destroy ammo deposits and derail Russia's plans of a renewed invasion

@Shilohx @sentientdessert
Sorry :) won't happen again

@DallasBarnett @Shilohx
It's funnier once you realize it's in NZ, where the filming of LOTR took place 😆

@Shilohx @sentientdessert
If you can dance to that, I'll gladly spectate

@Shilohx @DallasBarnett
(team of medics wearing white butchershop overalls rush inside carrying a stretcher... upon closer inspection they turn out to be the cast of Monty Python)