@MahinBest ... a hole in Twitter?

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Russian TV (if you didn't know, btw, all channels belong to "the state", with Putin being "the state") are employing astrologists to calm the public down with promises of USA's impending doom, Biden's death and the ruble becoming the dominating currency in the world

Me: *tying myself up in knots and shaking in an uncontrollable rage following third attempt to get the blanket inside a half-put fitted sheet*

David Attenborough's voice in my mind: "Sadly, this male's attempts at putting together a mating nest are all in vain..."

This is Igor Girkin, the Russian GRU Colonel under whose command the Donbas provinces of Ukraine were covertly invaded and then in effect seized by Russian armed forces, which fact was sold by Russian media as "civil war in Ukraine" and a lot of Western media gulped that shit down like a bunch of imbeciles, I'm sorry to say.

Anyway, in this video he's threatening Putin's top propagandist Wladimir Solovyev, the russkie Goebbels, promising to personally catch him when Russia goes belly up.

We are born into debt

@Sleep_Is_For_Chumps Yes, very convenient.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

"OKAY."

"Thanks!"

(goes and robs another homeless woman)

@Sleep_Is_For_Chumps Fear the faithful for they have a god who forgives them anything.

The largest number of believers is found among convicts who have more than one murder on their record.

@SocialistKitty Even some of Putin's cocksuckers are waking up to reality now. I'm witnessing it every day. It doesn't save those who were killed by him or help those who are under attack, but it helps a little.

I am literally living to see him hang.

@Sleep_Is_For_Chumps When I'm asked why I don't believe in God I answer it's because I read the Bible very attentively.
When someone says they believe in God I tell them that's because they haven't read the Bible very attentively.

Review: let me tell you that I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is in fact an instructional guide on how to make duck raising a profitable business. Never once anywhere at all does it offer insight on how to hold ducks accountable for their numerous crimes against humanity.

Is it me or does this steak look like it's about to invade Ukraine

Me: My leg hurts.
Dr: It's AIDS.
Me: Maybe I slept on it wrong?
Dr: Maybe you slept with a bunch of dudes

@SolarDaveGreen So many things are underreported, it's criminal

When the #fascist invaders from #Russia were leveling the city of Mariupol with heavy bombardments and razing it with tanks and artillery, children and old folks found shelter inside the Theater building. They made a large sign saying CHILDREN on the lot in front, but Russians dropped two large air bombs on the building anyway, killing tens and injuring hundreds.

Mariupol is under occupation rn.
They demolished the building yesterday.

#RussiaIsAFascistState

@Jezibaba Thank you for this little mental exercise, it was yummy 😊

No thanks, but thank you for the greetings 😂

Stone Age hotties 😁