Shut up, Chip. These days everyone wants that. You’re not special

Grilled cheese time 😜

Head of mercenary group Wagner published an open letter to Speaker of Gosduma (the Russian mock parliament) asking to outlaw negative publications about his mercenary group.

Just as a reminder, the existence of such a “Wagner” is completely illegal according to Russian laws and persons creating mercenary armies are supposed to go to jail like the criminals they are.

But this is Russia. A lawless, fascist, failed state run by a bunch of thugs high on complete unaccountability

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Some putinist cretin in Russia defeated a 4 m tall replica of the Eiffel Tower today

Wonder how she'll take it when I call it "Christ's side wound" 🤭

Oh, so you're fast, huh

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Young people nowadays upon hearing that I was born in ‘78 are like “is that before or after the Revolution”

Nothing to see here, just a nicely dressed African official shaking hands with some cannibal

Hand over all your money, this is a …

Work has been undemanding today, I caught myself thinking about Avatar 2 again, so I spent a few minutes writing a review.
Behold! A rant:

https://at.tumblr.com/rudo-lfium/warning-looooong-ass-postrant-so-ive-watched/hsley5nyw6sj

Like, what do you mean, faux?

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Russian MP from the ripping party says they will ban certain books, especially by Nobel laureate Alexander Soljenitsin whose works mainly exposes the crimes of Stalinism

A top guy from the Wagner gang ran off with large sums of money that was intended for families of prisoners killed in invasion of Ukraine

This checks out 😈

The mystery is unravelled:
Zebra stripes fend off insects

Ukrainians increased sales in Polish malls in 2022 by almost a $1 billion, according to Selective Data Tank

Ukrainian MOD: “We expect Spring and Summer of 2023 to become the most decisive faze of the war. Should Putin’s new attempt of a full-scale invasion fail, it should spell doom for his regime. But we aren’t ready to say that’s the war will end this year.”

Red alert