Victoria's Secret, a collection for herrings

35% of Russians live entirely off welfare and 25% are dependent on other persons’ incomes. Only the remaining 40% have an income in the form of salaries.

This might explain their blind worship of every next Fuhrer that usurps power every few decades.

Only 1.5-2% of respondents in Russia show any sort of concern about Ukrainians being killed by Russia’s invading army

https://www.spiegel.de/ausland/russland-und-der-meinungsforscher-lew-gudkow-die-russen-haben-kaum-mitgefuehl-mit-den-ukrainern-a-0a3624b7-ef55-4643-9cc0-27e8e935a83c

Russian schools are engaging children to right "letters of gratitude" to Russian soldiers invading Ukraine in a genocidal war.

I wonder what they write in those letters: "Thank you, my fascist older brother, for attacking a neighboring country and killing everyone there, I can't express my thanks enough" -- something like this?

When you're a Super Dad but you also need a day job

😂

Yoda says hello to CoSo

Sure she is, McDonald, sure she is

"Mind boner" gives me a cringe shrinkage

Definitely not lion

Well okay then

He looks like he already took your hat and coat and is urging you to come right this way, sir

The gall of squirrels is rarely addressed

So here I am, a carefree green pig, just chilling in my lil wood plank house, suspecting nothing

I couldn’t believe my inner voice when it read “Donald Trump Orange Drink” in my head

100% relatable

The branch manager

So how am I supposed to survive the next month, does anyone know

A lot to take in here…

I’m sorry I MUHDUHD this apple tart before I could take a proper picture