Margarita Simonyan of the Kremlin “Russia Today” psy op outlet: “We have in fact captured Kyiv in February but gave it back because we love our Ukrainian brothers and sisters…”

You can’t make it.

Police raids on the churches of the so-called Moscow Patriarchy in Ukraine revealed caches of rifles and ammo, Russian propaganda materials, flags of Russia and the self-proclaimed republics, created by Moscow in the East of Ukraine, but the most shocking discovery was a collection of child pornography along with filming equipment in one of the churches in the Bucovina province.

That super relatable feeling when a bird pecks at your nipples until you shit yourself

At the barber’s: “Yes, hi, I’d like a disk dial haircut”

Ok my life isn’t nearly as exciting as it could be

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Say hello to Brad Pitt 😂

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NASA Harvest estimates value of grain stolen by Russia from Ukraine at $1 billion.

During pressers Putin keeping with a smirk that they had “record crop yields this year”. Understand what’s behind those statements.

A recent publication by Russian media announced fresh shipments of grain to African nations, which was picked by western agencies with no vetting. Understand what’s behind those too.

Police in Russia detain protester with sign that says “Conscript yourself, you bald rat”

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Meanwhile Russian state media is hard at work making up stories to help Russians cope with subhuman living conditions.
People of Great Britain, they publish, have it so bad because of their Russophobia, that they eat leftovers after their pets — or starve!

This is literally what this headline says. The British are eating food leftovers after their pets.

The average ruskie in general is so gullible, that will take this “news report” as gospel and even feel proud about “winning”

These are recent photos from the Russian city Omsk.
Apartment buildings frozen over because a large number of them have no access to natural gas — the pipes are missing and were never there.

Russia is the world’s largest producer of natural gas.

Putin doesn’t care about “saving Russian lives”. Some estimates show 75% of homes in distant regions do not have gas. Why build pipelines for Russians when you can sell gas to Europe, pocket the money and pay an army of policemen to defend you?

We were promised to reach the living standards of Portugal, salaries of up to $2700/month, flights to Mars, our own Silicon Valley, an end to natural gs dependence, a renaissance in medicine and education.
Instead the Kremlin began killing Ukrainians, who’s level of life became higher than that of Russians.

When someone asks what I do for a living

“Peskov was saying something about russia not recognising tribunals that will inevitably charge him and his buddies...

The thing about tribunals is... it doesnt matter if you recognise them or not if everyone else recognises them

Peskov is going to go to jail for a looooong time.”

— by Maria Drutska

(Peskov is Putin’s Press Secretary)

Ukrainian Adviser to President Mikhailo Podoljak warns that Russia may amassing missiles to conduct a large scale rocket strike on Ukrainian cities and infrastructure when temperatures go below -10…-15° C to freeze the population of the country to death.

Russian city of Astrakhan.
60 corpses of stray dogs lying in the streets with gouged out eyes.

In other news: tens of Ukrainian embassies and consulates around the world receive bloody packages with dog eyes inside (source — Dimitry Kuleba, External Minister of Ukraine).

#RussiaIsAFascistState even to defenceless animals.

Is he Satan or just a small demon? 😂

ISiS: “We are the craziest, most fanatical terrorists in the world!”
Russians: “Hold my vodka.”

#RussiaIsAFascistState

A cold start from Tatum so far 🫣

Russian MPs propose a “law” which automatically exonerates any Russian committing any sort of crime on annexed and occupied territories is Ukraine, if those crimes are “in the interests of the Russian Federation” 🤦‍♂️