You know your day’s going to end well when she does this, right?

Hm, clever, ain’t it 😏

How I always felt Hogwarts points system really works

Kindly Object To The Machine

Looks like this gnome occupied a high post within the ranks of the Russian government.

(if you don’t get it, think about windows)

I tawt I taw a pooty tat!
I deed! I deed taw a pooty tat!

Today Putin’s criminal associate who calls himself the “General Attorney of the Russian Federation” has killed the freedom of press finally and completely.
It is now illegal to publish anything without the approval of Putin’s gang of usurpers.
The vague language of the new “law” makes it possible to interpret anything at all as “harmful to the state”.
Not sure if they shoot you on the doorsteps of your little newspaper immediately when they close it down or afterwards in some KGB basement.

I know these aren't actual street protest photos but footage from a satirical documentary, however they correctly illustrate the mind process of the so called "peace seekers" who have become very vocal in their extremely foolish take on Russia's genocidal war on Ukraine.

Putler's face when the Head of the Constitutional Court (sort of like the Supreme Court, but completely owned by Putin's criminal gang of usurpers) told him, that returning the death sentence will require changing the Constitution, AGAIN.

(Yes, they are actively promoting legalization of the death sentence because the ppl must be scared into going to war)

Just doing what I can to grow my new favorite platform because fvck them fascists
#cosonauts
#newhome

Normalize ridiculing silly beliefs

Ayatollah issues a fiery statement blaming America for Iran’s defeat at the FIFA World Cup

“They said they was tolerant but then they stopped tolerating by bigotry, misogyny, homophobia and chauvinism, so I got pushed into becoming a full time Nazi.”

I say we crowdfund this guy’s iCloud long as he makes regular updates, right?

Is it just me or does anyone else’s CoSo app occasionally freeze mid reply?

This is me and my angry little gargoyle of a cat btw

Satan is not a pogo stick!

Every next phase of human progress is predated by a wave of strong denial and pushback from the conservative minded.
All achieved human progress is in spite of, rather than thanks to the collective human thought.

"Don't let a billion flies convince you that shit tastes great."

I just spent 10 minutes making these salami garlic buns 😍

Wanna know what these fools are saying now?
“We gotta nuke The Hague, because then they won’t have a place to put us on trial” 😂

I’m sorry, I know it’s horrifying but I can’t help laughing at their stupidity

This is me last week during Russia’s latest bombing of Ukrainian critical infrastructure.

FCK PTN and the fascist state he created with an too eager support from his people.