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“If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this,
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.”
They had the weirdest pickup lines back in the day, huh
@Vonzales I mean, if someone delivered that line to me, in the right context, I'd be blushing and mumbling something about wanted to be profaned 😅
@Vonzales way better than my go-to pickup line, "Does this look infected to you, honey?"