Stand down red alert, #Russia has PREVENTED #Ukraine’s attack on Transnistria in #Moldova 😁

Telegram channels in Russia are now reporting on a “behind the scenes ultimatum” imposed by #Putin on #Zelenskyy in which Odessa grain ports would be targeted.

That’s what I used to tell in school when my sinister plans went awry — that I’d prevented something bad from happening! Turn failure into victory! 😁