How to appear busy and avoid doing any work at the office:
- Arrive late and LOOK ANNOYED.
- Inquire about minor things while BEING ANNOYED..
- Make VERY ANNOYED sips from the coffee mug.
- Look at the computer monitor in an ANNOYED WAY.
- check phone messages while LOOKING ANNOYED.
- Leave early in a hurried and ANNOYED way.
@Vonzales seriously it take a lot of work to maintain a constant state of annoyance.