Things I don’t like about “Wednesday”:

— the original concept is comedy of the macabre. Dark humor. Belly laughs at shock value jokes. Where is all that? There’s very little of it.

— a special school for the magically gifted — you mean Hogwarts?

— outcasts and normies — you mean, mages and muggles?

— a competition involving water sports and mermen — was Fleur Delacour invited?

— a school ball for vampires and werewolves — is Bella going to walk in through a curtain looking for Edward?