Putin explained that annexing lands from another country was necessary because girls are the same everywhere and "they're all ours".
Literal dialogue:
"Why did we annex foreign lands?"
"Look at this girl Fedorova here, she's from Luhansk. And think of a Fedorova girl somewhere, anywhere in Siberia. How are they different? They aren't. They're the same. And they're all ours."
@Jule_B Putin's only real opponent, who was killed under the Kremlin walls in plain view of a hundred video surveillance cameras, whose footage was destroyed, gave the most accurate yet laconic description of the Midget Gargoyle of Moscow: "He's fucking bonkers, you know."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGovqNwSco&t=1s
@Vonzales Putin about to do something very, very stupid.
And not just his average stupid, but he's about to go full blown world stupid.
@Vonzales