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I think you may call these , but you'd be mistaken. They are kobolds.

Evidence for this is that they have been constructing traps with their poops in the basement because they think it's too cold to poop outside right now.

I even gave the one a little vest. Ingrate.

Maybe it's a bit early in the week to get working on that new monster for your next game, maybe it's not?

If you need to the Ability Scores for that bespoke monster, I made a calculator for you!

dungeonsports.com/monster-abil

Saw Wakanda Forever last night. For some reason my eye sockets, which are naturally bone dry, kept leaking water.

Prior to becoming a lich, I would have agreed on tacos. Now, I have no sense of taste, so I have to settle for lamentation.

What is best in life?

The DungeonSports Coliseum is live on in less than a minute.

Come see some of that combat you love, with PCs at Level 19, I'm sure I'll barely kill any of them....
twitch.tv/voivodekohoutek

E is for Ettin, with twice the head lice...

(it's a near rhyme, or something like that anyways...)

Can you help me get all the way through the alphabet with monsters?

A is for Aboleth that makes you it's slave...

The DungeonSports Coliseum is live on ! Stop in, watch some of that combat action you love and find out how to get in the game!

twitch.tv/voivodekohoutek

Your Voivode will be at
Geek Girl Con
this weekend. So excited to be back after all these years!

What are y'all going to be up to in your geeking weekends?|

geekgirlcon.com/

Going live on with that combat action you love on the DungeonSport Coliseum in about 20! Stop by and learn how to get into the game!

twitch.tv/voivodekohoutek

The Gentlebeing's Club really needs an updated map...That'll be the next map I work on.

I've got a main stage, a VIP room, restroom, dressing room kitchen and walk in cooler with daycare.

What rooms am I missing for an Astral Plane-based non-binary strip club?

What's the best way to cook beholder? Asking for a friend...who I'm going to cook.

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