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@SteppinRazor Gods-damned gladiators pull this on me all the time. Like I'm not just going to kill all of them anyways...

Maybe it's a bit early in the week to get working on that new monster for your next game, maybe it's not?

If you need to the Ability Scores for that bespoke monster, I made a calculator for you!

dungeonsports.com/monster-abil

Saw Wakanda Forever last night. For some reason my eye sockets, which are naturally bone dry, kept leaking water.

@mbranom Yeah, but I'm more progressive from a gender standpoint than a barbarian from 1982, so I decided to change it a lil' bit.

They list my alignment as "Woke Evil"

Prior to becoming a lich, I would have agreed on tacos. Now, I have no sense of taste, so I have to settle for lamentation.

What is best in life?

@lollanna I'll give you a blue check for just $5 American! You can use it on any social media platform!

@MsJudyJetson I mean, it's not the breakfast classic that Ultra Sunrise is, but it will do.

@Ballantyne I like puzzles!

Quick question: Am I allowed to chop the incels up before I pack them in?

The DungeonSports Coliseum is live on in less than a minute.

Come see some of that combat you love, with PCs at Level 19, I'm sure I'll barely kill any of them....
twitch.tv/voivodekohoutek

@PoliTees I don't care who does it, as long as it happens.

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