@SteppinRazor Gods-damned gladiators pull this on me all the time. Like I'm not just going to kill all of them anyways...
Maybe it's a bit early in the week to get working on that new monster for your next #DnD game, maybe it's not?
If you need to the Ability Scores for that bespoke monster, I made a calculator for you!
https://www.dungeonsports.com/monster-ability-score-calculator/
@bfgreen Neat! Thx!
Need tokens/maps for the #spelljammers in you #dnd campaign? I've got them all right here!
@mbranom Evil burgers look way tastier...
@mbranom Yeah, but I'm more progressive from a gender standpoint than a barbarian from 1982, so I decided to change it a lil' bit.
They list my alignment as "Woke Evil"
@lollanna I'll give you a blue check for just $5 American! You can use it on any social media platform!
My #DnD Monster Ability Score Calculator is live! Drop by and stat out your new monster!
https://www.dungeonsports.com/monster-ability-score-calculator/
@MsJudyJetson I mean, it's not the breakfast classic that Ultra Sunrise is, but it will do.
@RedBeansandDice It smells way less musky over here
@Ballantyne I like puzzles!
Quick question: Am I allowed to chop the incels up before I pack them in?
@HereInTheDark Hate to see it.
The DungeonSports Coliseum is live on #twitch in less than a minute.
Come see some of that #DnD combat you love, with PCs at Level 19, I'm sure I'll barely kill any of them....
https://www.twitch.tv/voivodekohoutek
@PoliTees I don't care who does it, as long as it happens.
Official COSO of Voivode Kohoutek, Founder of the #Dungeonsports Coliseum, Speaker of Truths About Monsters on Twitch. RPG Guru for the little guy. (he/him)