I have a good friend who was banned from the bird app as a condition of Elon's purchase several months ago. Yesterday he gets a call from an unrecognized number in San Francisco. The call went something like this...

"We're willing to reinstate your account with once condition- you agree not to post disparaging tweets about Mr. Musk."

"Yeah that's not something I'm willing to agree to. No thanks."

(It's astounding to me that anyone believes the things this man says anymore.) #musk