As of Tuesday 04-30-2024 at 18:00:01 ET, CounterSocial has NOT responded to any warrants, subpoenas or other formal orders from any government agency. Further, as of the same timestamp, CounterSocial has never turned over any encryption or auth keys to anyone. Neither have we installed any law enforcement software or equipment anywhere on our network or provided any enforcement organization a feed of any user content transiting our network. If this daily message ceases or changes you can assume something has changed. Users can always @ me with 'status' for an individual canary via DM anytime. For more info about Warrant Canaries >>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary.
@WarrantCanary phew @Valkyrie_D is safe another day 😁
😂 The day’s not over yet, @Susandoyle!!!!
@Valkyrie_D I have bail FYI @WarrantCanary
@Susandoyle trust me, I’m gonna need it! 🤐
@Valkyrie_D wait do @awnaves and I need to make a road trip? @WarrantCanary
@Susandoyle @awnaves only if you wanna end up in jail with me!!!!! 🤣 I’m a VERY bad influence.
@Valkyrie_D you have met @awnaves and I lol @WarrantCanary
@Susandoyle @awnaves could you imagine the 3 of us out on the town together?? 🤣
@grayman that's why always carry duct tape @Valkyrie_D @awnaves
@Susandoyle duct tape and a machete 🤣 Oh, and a Louisville slugger 🤷♀️
@awnaves very wise man @Valkyrie_D @grayman
@awnaves @Valkyrie_D @Susandoyle
And always carry a ball and baseball glove with it.
Your lawyer will thank you.
@grayman the bat is "my granddaughters for T-ball" of course @awnaves @Valkyrie_D
@Valkyrie_D @Susandoyle @grayman
I heard from a very smart man that you should always use a wooden bat so you can burn it, if need be. #allegedly