Who called it "sleep apnea" instead of "Snorse Code?"

If my good hair days and my mentally positive days could schedule a meeting and sync their calendars, that'd be great.

I've never felt more shady and underhanded, than when working as a waitress and having to refill the washed Heinz ketchup bottles with the generic stuff from a can.

Occasionally, this story creeps back into my mind and gives me all the willpower I need to avoid pastry items at the grocery store...
https://casetext.com/case/nahidmobarekeh-v-state

Gonna start calling my uterus a shooterus, so Republicans will stop trying to regulate it.

When you take your religion out of my uterus, I'll take your religion out of my jokes.

It's uterus, not uterU.S.

Just as well that Republicans hate PRIDE, as they have absolutely nothing to legitimately be proud of.

@C_H_Antony 😂

@singlemaltgirl Same 😂

GOP have shown us they intend for females to have no right to birth control, no right to abortion, no right to medical care, no rights against child marriage, no rights against marital rape. Women would have to be out of their minds to marry, date, even speak to a Republican male.

Hot Woman Summer includes boob sweat, cuss words, and our hair up in any fashion that gets it off of our necks. We don't give a shit if you think we look like swamp monsters, if it stops you from approaching us for conversation that'll slow the return to our AC and icy beverage.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-ar-15-inventor-speaks-out-n593356

It's pretty telling, how countless "patriots" in my area, despite having lived in the same homes for years & years, never bothered to place flagpoles in their yards or fly the U.S. flag. Yet they had confederate & Tr*mp flags flying within days of #ScaryCoupdini taking office.

How long before right-wing Christian/Republicans demand women be forced to abort certain babies? Special needs? Mixed race? Non-white? Their anti-abortion stance is just a ploy to test the waters of controlling women's bodies. Morality & religion have zero to do with it.

Like my grandmother always said, "A bird in the hand saves nine."

Granny drank a little sometimes. Bless her heart.