Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

@nopuppet_007 thanks😂

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New Bern, I hate to be hard-on y'all but...

My whole life, I've witnessed fathers in my very Red area, whose daughters preferred pants to dresses, sneakers to heels, playing ball to cheerleading, proudly state, "She's a tomboy!". Why TF won't they give their sons that same level of acceptance?

...and now, ladies and gentlemen, from the same dollar store that brought us meat shenanigans, I present to you, Meth Eggs!

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#GayRightsSavingTime
#LoveIsLove
#LGBTQIA

Not all who wander are worth chasing.

Right-wing Christians: "Drag Queen Storytime is grooming!"

Also Right-wing Christians...

I wish Spring and Winter would finalize their divorce. Their temperature custody battle is giving my nipples trust issues.

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There's a special place in Hell for parents who name their second-born twin something hideous, just to make it rhyme with the beautiful name they've chosen for the first-born twin.

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@MookyTroubadour
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My commitment to grammatically correct graffiti is what tore our gang apart.

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