VaGyver
I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak.
References available upon request.
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Joined Nov 2022
@singlemaltgirl Right? I ask this all the time. Other than the lead singer resembling "Jesus" at one point, I don't get it.
Amazes me, how there can be two sides when it comes to human decency, empathy, and saving America's democracy. Especially when I recall the pack mentality Americans found to go after Disco and Nickelback.
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"Facebook and Google are handing over user data to help police prosecute abortion seekers."
https://counter.social, however, is not. In fact...
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It's been said elsewhere, but it's the truth:
The greatest danger to children from Drag Queen Story Hour is that a MAGAt might show up with a gun. โน๏ธ
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Missing hiker falls victim to avalanche โ signals a helicopter with only one arm and a portion of head unburied
https://youtu.be/4TYiv6FJhc8
What if Goofy is just how Mickey sees Pluto when he's stoned? Have we ever seen Goofy and Pluto at the same time?
Sarc is my second favorite asm.
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@VaGyver so, the opposite of 'woke': asleep? drowsy?
Arseholes
Sucking up to
Lecherous
Elderly
Ex
Presidents
Democracy-busting
Racism-spreading
Oil-drilling
Wade
Subverting
Yobbos
(Yobbo being English for, approximately, roughneck? Can't see how to get AR-15 into it, but maybe you can?)
Drove off with the baby on top of the car... ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ก
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoZ23TejgkW/
Just be thankful that people don't shout "Weeeee!" when they cum. ๐
VaGyver
I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak.
References available upon request.
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Joined Nov 2022