TGIF gang

I'm wondering if anyone knows where to get a bigger cup to hold schadenfreude?

Between the EJC verdict, other related 🍊 💩 🤡 new, and the failure of the Ivanovets to displace water, I fear my cup risks running over. (Is runnething a word?)

I don't want to spill a drop.

I'm concerned that one is born with the only size cup they'll ever have. The only way to make room for more schadenfreude is to have a good long yin/yang conversation with Karma. Hoping for a better choice.