Went to have a blood draw today. Same place I went a couple weeks ago. (Same procedure, same ordering doctor, different reason). After signing in at the lab... "uh, our records say you are deceased. But we went to high school together. Remember me? Anyway, I looked over in the waiting area and saw you. Said to myself, 'yep, that's them.' " They got it figured out in a few minutes. I thanked her for getting me back to life. Told her she had me scared for a few minutes. 😎