#Satire from The #Borowitz Report
Mike #Pence has revealed that he often hid behind #classified documents to prevent women who were not his wife from lusting after him.
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“Whenever possible, I’d bring #Mother,” he said. “But when she wasn’t available I’d hide my face behind classified documents.”
Watch live: Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp marks anniversary of liberation on Holocaust Memorial Day
Kemp declares state of emergency in Georgia over 'Cop City' protests.
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/27/kemp-cop-city-protests-emergency-00079846
Egypt unveils tombs and a sarcophagus in a new excavation.
https://www.npr.org/2023/01/27/1151958356/egypt-unveils-tombs-and-a-sarcophagus-in-a-new-excavation
It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system
How did the world's largest economy get stuck with retro measurement?
https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/22/retro_metric_imperial/
Man Buys Slice Of Honey-Roasted Ham For Attractive Woman At Other End Of Deli Counter.
Earth will have 'a very close encounter' with an asteroid tonight.
https://www.npr.org/2023/01/26/1151667749/asteroid-coming-close-earth
Florida nursing schools sold 7,600 fake diplomas worth more than $100 million, feds say.
Don't let the Republicans tell you that our debt is about spending, it isn't, our debt is about two major things,..... Our over indulgent military becoming a bloated behemoth with no oversight,..... and the Republican Party refusing to properly address FAIR taxing, and instead simply slashing taxes for the risc, and corporations
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