KAMAAAAAAAAALA WANTS TO MAKE COWS ILLEGAL!!! KAMAAAAAAAAAALA WANTS TO FORCE YOU TO EAT FIFTY-DOLLAR CATBURGERS IN A McDONALD'S WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING!!!

COGNITIVE PROBLEMS!? I'M THE MOST COGNITIVE PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET!!!

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KAMAAAAAAALA WILL MAKE WINDOWS ILLEGAL!!! SHE'LL MAKE _LOOKING_ OUT OF WINDOWS ILLEGAL!!! SHE'LL MAKE _THINKING_ ABOUT WINDOWS ILLEGAL!!! THINK ABOUT A WINDOW OR A COW, AND SHE'LL HAVE YOU THROWN INTO PRISON!!!

SHE WANTS YOU TO HAVE TO DRIVE A SOLAR WIND-POWERED CAR THAT WON'T RUN AT NIGHT OR IF THE WIND ISN'T BLOWING!!! WITH NO WINDOWS!!!

SHE'S COMING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS, YOUR WINDOWS, YOUR CARS, AND YOUR _COWS_!!!

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@mcfate I am here to deliver, and I will be here all month. Please exit through the gift shop.

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