Me: "I can't find the $45 tickets"
Venue: "it's these ones"
Me: "those are $69.99"
Venue: "yep, that's the ticket +fees"
Me: "well that's false advertising"
Venue: "take it up with ticket master"
Me: "fine, I'll buy them."
Venue: "ok now just add the $6 convenience fee for email delivery and the $3 online ordering fee"
Me:"no, I'll just pick the tickets up"
Venue:"sorry, the only option is email delivery "
Me: *head explodes*

Fuck capitalism and FUCK ticketmaster.