Weather Forecast: Prepare for heavy snowfall, ice storms, and 50 MPH winds...

Me: Whatever. I'm a remote-working COVID hermit.

Weather Forecast: ... and days-long power outages.

Me:

My latest comic! Wherein Cord appreciates physical media. #Comic #Comedy #ComicStrip

I just extended a middle finger skyward and exclaimed, “That’s ENOUGH, universe,” so I’m clearly in a great place emotionally.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins joins the workforce. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me transitioning from the depression stage of grief to the anger stage.

Whenever a solid joke idea comes to me in a dream, I make sure to promptly write it down before going back to sleep.

Unfortunately, the “writing it down” part is invariably a dream within a dream.

From 2018. Believe it or not, this is one of my *better* attempts at wordplay.

From 2021. Wherein Cord gets his groove back. #Comics #Comedy #ComicStrip

Having recently lost my mother, I've come to regard Game of Tones as an even sadder Futurama episode than Jurassic Bark.

From last year. Wherein Jenkins indulges in a gaming session... and draws Cord's ire in the process. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My new head-shaving razor came with a comb, and I'm not sure I appreciate this level of gaslighting.

My latest comic! Wherein Sock attempts to find his way in an uncaring world. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me: *follows 30+ shows at any given time*

Friend: Got any TV recommendations?

Me: Nah.

Instead of tooting a depressing thought, I've opted to turn that depressing thought into a depressing comic and attempt to pass it off as a depressing joke.

Progress, not perfection.

From last year. Wherein Cord and Sock check out one of my favorite shows of 2022. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Sure, I'm a nerd, but not a "watches half-hour video essays dedicated to unpacking minute-long movie trailers" nerd.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord is a thoughtful shopper. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From last year. Wherein Cord blows the lid off Valentine’s Day. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Kinda hard to convince myself I'm not getting old after seeing a headline describe a show I fondly remember watching as a child as "forgotten."
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2023-02-13/new-super-mario-bros-film-ad-references-the-forgotten-dic-show/.194829

My latest comic! Wherein Cord post-games the best Super Bowl party ever. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy