New comic! Wherein Cord practices humility. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Simply amazing that the '90s were allowed to end without a Christmas Carol adaptation entitled "A Christmas SCARE-ol" that featured the Crypt Keeper as Scrooge.

I tend to wear the same thing every day, and I'm unable to determine whether this is a byproduct of OCD or a reflection of the fact that I am a literal cartoon character.

From last year. Wherein Cord checks out Squid Game. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don't wanna say I make terrible decisions, but I just happily purchased the Joe & Mac remake despite the original game's unbeatable final boss sending me into a spiral of frustration and despair from which I never fully recovered.

PROTIP: Never become someone's second protege, as you'll be tasked with defeating their first protege, who used their teachings for evil.

From last year. Wherein Cord discovers a game-changing cure for anxiety. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

I'd say that my sleep schedule is irregular, but that would imply that I have a sleep schedule.

The announcement of a new Junji Ito anime prompted me to recall this stupid joke I made about the *previous* Junji Ito anime.

My latest comic! Wherein Sock laments the implosion of the bird app. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

I don't wanna say I hold myself in low esteem, but I conclude every email, text message, phone conversation, and human interaction with "Sorry for the inconvenience."

From last year. Wherein Cord feels invisible. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord enjoys a refreshing drink. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

I texted my latest comic to a friend, who responded "Eewwwwwwww" and followed up with "Eewwwwwwwwwewwewww."

Just in case anyone wants to unfollow before I get around to posting it.

*opens up Word doc of comic strip ideas, looks for one that requires minimal effort*

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins explore the lighter side of a violent insurrection. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

I could be magically imbued with The Flash's superhuman speed and still not be able to shower in under 15 minutes.

Me reacting to a work typo vs. me reacting to a typo in a scatological joke I posted on social media.

New comic! I believe this is the 7,000th joke I've written about a show I only know through commercials. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

There's a scene in Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (the infamous '90s anti-drug special) in which Michelangelo admonishes the main character for not taking care of himself.

Which is funny coming from someone who lives in a literal sewer and eats nothing but pizza.