More like "Planet of the Apes AND a Fluctuating Number of Humans," am I right?

Gotta draw as many comics as I can between now and tomorrow, when I turn 40 and officially become too old for this shit.

Seeing a lot of tweets about how great Star Trek: Lower Decks is. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think it had been cance— FUUUUUUUUUCK…

A whole CAN of whoop-ass? In THIS economy?!

1993: Goof Troop, wherein Goofy raises a son.

1996: Quack Pack, wherein Donald Duck goes on adventures with his now-teenage nephews.

2021: Mouse Militia, wherein Mickey's mind is poisoned by Fox News and social media.

A centipede found its way into my apartment, and now I'm playing the role of an antagonist in a Warner Bros. cartoon.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins cuts loose.

"This life crisis is so mid."
- Me after turning 40, probably

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock prepare for the eclipse.

Huge day for supervillains whose respective heroes get their powers from the sun.

Law AND order? In THIS economy?!

I'm always too excited to sleep on Apocalypse Eve.

After all the social media hype, this eclipse had better not be “of the heart” or whatever.

Super cool how the caffeine doesn’t kick in until six hours after I need it to.

“I’ve fallen out of touch with what’s popular,” I lament while pretending I was ever in touch with what’s popular.

A tweet about financial strain receiving two crypto bot responses within microseconds of being posted just says it all.

Got that Friday feeling*!

*of utter despair

Poor in money (and therefore poor in everything due to existing in a country dominated by unchecked capitalism and unreasonable cost of living).

Poor in money, but rich in backlogged TV shows, movies, and video games.

“April Fools bring May Smarts” or something.