Wherein Cord and Sock discuss metaphors. #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip #Comedy

"More like MastoDON'T!"
- Elon's joke writer, probably

Socially withdrawn?! Just because I rarely go anywhere or interact with people and have outfitted every window in my apartment with blackout curtains, thereby ensuring that I exist in a state of perpetual night???

Me taking my nonsense to other platforms whenever one of my toots underperforms.

Wherein Cord tries out a new look. #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip

Me watching the requisite character backstory episode featured in any given season of Mythic Quest.

Genuinely disdainful of Kevin McCarthy for becoming Speaker before I could make a joke about the number of votes he lost exceeding the number of times I attempted to complete the air-based crate-jumping level in Crash Bandicoot 4.

From early 2021. Wherein Cord's depraved antics function as a clumsy allegory for January 6th.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord starts the year off right.

(Note: The fact that I'm posting this on #NationalBeanDay is a genuine coincidence.)

1. Garfield from "Garfield Weighs In"
2. Garfield from "Garfield Rolls On"
3. Garfield from "Garfield Takes Up Space"

From 2021. Wherein Cord takes a wrong turn.

The number of times Kevin McCarthy has lost the Speaker vote will soon exceed the number of times I tried in vain to defeat King Dice when playing Cuphead.

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord stands firm in his dietary convictions. #Comic #Comics #ComicStrip

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock break down a fascinating statistic. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

But then what would I do with literally every second of my time?

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock have a thought-provoking exchange on artificial intelligence. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

Friend: Why are you still wearing a mask?

Crypt Keeper: Simple! COVID is SCAREborne! *cackles*

Friend: LOL!

Crypt Keeper: This country's refusal to treat a years-long pandemic with due seriousness is beyond infuriating.

The M3GAN trailer looks kinda cool, but how accessible will this film be if I haven't seen M1GAN or M2GAN?

In the span of 24 hours, I've drawn two comics whose punchlines involve the number 69 being inserted into TV and film titles.

I'm either completely out of jokes or at the very top of my joke-writing game.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the cancelation of 1899. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

(The punchline is a reference to Sense8, in case anyone forgot that was once a thing.)