It’s so cold that my glasses *literally* froze to my face. This… is a new one.

@LnzyHou It's been a bit better, thank you! And I hope you've had a good day, too!

Had a terrible day yesterday, but to be fair, I *did* relax my guard for roughly three microseconds.

@LlamaMountainStudioArts You are stronger than I could ever hope to be.

“I love snow!”
- Someone who’s never driven in snow

It’s barely mid-January, and I’ve already reached the “I would rather live in an arid, lifeless desert than look at another fucking snowflake” phase of winter.

Every room is a panic room when you catastrophize 24/7.

It’s totally cool how the days where I need to get shit done coincide with the days where I need to blow my nose every three seconds.

As much as I hate snow, I hate snow levels in video games a million times more.

New comic! Wherein Cord focuses his ire on award shows.

Road construction is an obstacle course for your car.

"You are not your mental health problems."

Obviously, because then I'd be way more interesting.

@MidnightRider LOL!

Everything* in moderation.

*Everything I dislike

Writing a cover of “Every Day is a Winding Road” for year-round allergy sufferers entitled “Every Day is an Endless Cold.”

I’m hypersensitive, but not “become emotionally invested in an awards show” hypersensitive.

From 2022. Wherein Cord gets realistic about mental health.

Feels like the universe is both completely indifferent to me *and* fully committed to my destruction.

@AskTheDevil That's a great way of putting it!

Feeling completely disconnected from every facet of society isn’t as liberating as I’d hoped.