Words I will never utter.

I don’t wanna say Oshi no Ko has a busy plot, but explaining the bare bones of the premise to a friend required no fewer than 22 texts.

New comic! Wherein Cord is an outlier. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins belatedly celebrate National Pet Day. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly nine years ago. The beginning of my "doesn't give a shit" phase, which is still very much in effect.

My new thing is learning about obscure holidays through social media and drawing comics about them one day after the fact.

Incidentally, I just discovered that yesterday was National Pet Day...

New comic! If you're a fan of compelling villain backstories (or general quality), temper your expectations accordingly. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Name a fictional character who would pay for Twitter Blue.

Name a fictional character who would pay for Twitter Blue.

New comic! Wherein Cord desires a heightened user experience. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Anyone who follows me on social media.

From exactly 10 years ago. Wherein Cord stands firm in his convictions. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

What evil did my tweet about the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie unleash?!

New comic! Wherein Cord is enlightened. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

National Beer Day seems like a good time to reflect on the Tiny Toons episode in which Buster, Hamton, and Plucky embark on a days-long bender with a single beer they continually split three ways.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord reacts to the indictment of an obscure public figure. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New sketch! Wherein Cord and the gang undergo a transformation.

My news feed presenting me with a plethora of fresh topics to incorporate into lowbrow comic strips.

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock take an in-depth look at current events. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Wherein Cord workshops a new catchphrase. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy