But then what would I do with literally every second of my time?

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock have a thought-provoking exchange on artificial intelligence. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the cancelation of 1899. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

(The punchline is a reference to Sense8, in case anyone forgot that was once a thing.)

I love that there's a whole genre of anime, manga, and novels that can best be described as "Stock character in a fantasy world loses their job and goes on to live their best life as a result."

My first comic of 2023! Wherein Jenkins starts the year with a clear head. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

Ever since I was 13, I've maintained that Sam & Max is the coolest franchise about which I know absolutely nothing.

And I have yet to consume any piece of media from said franchise for fear of having this long-held belief shattered.

Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the American healthcare system. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Wherein Cord learns to chillax. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

Without question, my favorite show (or piece of media) from 2022. From the writing to the commentary segments to the general aesthetics, this is an A+ revival of one of my favorite franchises.


Also, it never really came up outside of Do the Universe, but I love the conceit of Beavis and Butt-Head being displaced in time instead of existing in a floating timeline (not that I have anything against floating timelines).

Yet another favorite from 2022. Wherein Cord tries out Shredder's Revenge. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

Another favorite from 2022. Wherein Jenkins lays down some fresh beats. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord prepares to ring in the new year. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

I don’t wanna call myself stupid, but I once thought that the “2” in “976-EVIL 2” was the last digit of the titular phone number instead of a signifier of the film being a sequel.

When I was five, I took this line to mean that anthropomorphic Swedish meatballs were a thing that existed in the Simpsons-verse.

Another one of my favorites from 2022. This comic is roughly 2% joke, 98% my genuine thoughts on the Bones/Sleepy Hollow crossover - i.e., the only full episode of Bones I've ever watched.

Another one of my favorites from 2022. Wherein Cord practices proper nutrition. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Funny

My final new comic of 2022! Wherein Cord and Jenkins discuss canine lifespans.

Sincere thanks to everyone who took the time to read, comment, and provide pity-likes this year! Stay tuned for more lowbrow nonsense in 2023.

Easily my 987th best poop joke of 2022.

Another one of my favorites from 2022. References to shows that I've never seen an entire episode of account for roughly 80% of my punchlines.

I've drawn 300+ comics in 2022, and with the year coming to an end, I'm going to start re-upping some of my favorites... or a bunch of random ones that I'll claim are my favorites.