My latest comic! Wherein Cord goes all-out for St. Patrick’s Day. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Have any of the billionaires who are swearing off banks even *considered* building their own money bins? I mean, how many banks allow customers to swim around in capital?

I think I'd enjoy The Mandalorian a lot more if Grogu had the exact same voice and personality as Scrappy-Doo.

New comic! Wherein Cord comes to appreciate Daylight Saving Time. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I was a huge proponent of cartoon characters remaining the same age in perpetuity before discovering that Homer Simpson and I now share the birth year 1984.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord gets a hankering for chocolate, '90s sketch comedy, and retail theft. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I thought Daylight Saving Time was being retired…? If not, what was the point of this mediocre comic from last November - or ANY of my mediocre comics?

Sure, not having heat (following a power outage) in the Midwest in the middle of winter sucks, but on the plus side, this might serve as my supervillain origin story. (I already have the right hairline.)

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord experiences pain at the pump. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. (Trump had just referred to Tim Cook as "Tim Apple.")

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins takes issue with a certain movie about a certain animal abusing a certain drug. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Common reaction to my posts, I assume.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord gets good. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me reading any email that isn't a package shipment confirmation.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins dresses for success. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord doesn't do mornings. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord’s livelihood is in danger. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

As a kid, I always allowed bad movies to disappoint me twice: once in feature film form and again in video game form.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins welcome the arrival of March. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! When I’m having an abysmal week, strips like this are inevitable. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy