New comic! Wherein Cord enjoys a refreshing drink. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins explore the lighter side of a violent insurrection. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

Me reacting to a work typo vs. me reacting to a typo in a scatological joke I posted on social media.

New comic! I believe this is the 7,000th joke I've written about a show I only know through commercials. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

There's a scene in Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (the infamous '90s anti-drug special) in which Michelangelo admonishes the main character for not taking care of himself.

Which is funny coming from someone who lives in a literal sewer and eats nothing but pizza.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Jenkins are purified. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

From 2020. Wherein Cord has a holiday epiphany. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

One of my under-performing tweets finding new life on other platforms.

From last year. Wherein Cord has fun with language. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

From last year. Wherein Cord and Sock explore the wondrous world of anime. #Comic #Comics #Comedy #Anime #Funny

From last year. Wherein Sock struggles with waning self-esteem. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock enjoy a soon-to-be cinematic classic. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Sock laments the state of Twitter. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

Twitter no longer enforcing its COVID misinformation policy seems like a fitting reason to re-up this one. #Comics #Comic #Comedy

From last year. Wherein Cord reflects on a life well-lived. #Comic #Comics #Comedy

My latest comic! Can’t decide if this one’s mildly clever or incredibly stupid, but in fairness, I think *every* joke I write falls into one of those categories. #Comics #Comedy

From last year. (This was before vaccines were in abundant supply) #Comics #Comedy

Annual reminder that Fred Flintstone is such a selfish bastard that it took a direct order from Santa Claus to get him to give his closest friend a bowl of cheap cereal.

Cyber Monday seems like a good time to share this stupid thing I drew in 2017. #Comics #Comedy

Wherein Cord gets into the holiday spirit. #Comics #Comedy