I literally can't even with these people.
@mcfate For. Fuck's. Sake. 
@mcfate Have these people never lost a loved one before? Bunch of clown shoes they are.
I said it before, nobody ever dies in Q-istan unless they've been forced to take cyanide (at an age exceeding 85 years).
Everybody else is apparently immortal. You can't kill 'em, Hillary Clinton's tried.
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@mcfate One of my former coworkers told me Hillary Clinton was secretly hanged in March and that Tom Hanks and some other celebs were in on it.
I can't even believe this is reality.
Tell 'em it didn't take, they need to hang her MORE, she's out giving fucking book tours.
@mcfate Birds are drones powered by high fructose corn syrup that shit tracking devices.
@mcfate So strange how so many people think they're worth spying on.
@Tail
You'll never convince me of that, this room is jam-packed with the damned things.
Now, BIRDS: birds are TOTALLY not real. Not any more.