Newsflash: you can't conduct a meaningful autopsy on a sack of bones.
@mcfate Well this certainly true. Always be wary of someone who has a pig farm.
The swamplands of Florida might as well be called "Hogistan". No farm needed.
@mcfate Hmm, interesting development then. I could see him committing suicide and then getting eaten. Stranger things have happened.
I can see him drowning, dying of exposure, getting bitten by a cottonmouth, or getting a chunk taken out of a calf by a pig and then bleeding out.
Just off the top of my head.
@mcfate All of those make a lot more sense.
@Tail
A pack of pigs will decompose you into skeletal remains in 20 minutes flat.