@netspionage I chortled.
Thanks, though it would surely have got me banned from that entire subreddit (bengalcats) - my jokes do *not* go over there, even the tame ones. Trust me 😬
Comparing a Bengal to a piss-reeking ocelot would have brought the hammer down, I have no doubt.
@netspionage That's pretty on brand for Reddit as far as I can tell. People on the internet don't seem to have senses of humor. smh
Well...TBF, I'm not trying to paint them as humorless turds inasmuch as I am admitting I make awful jokes, and have a decided penchant for ghoulish overkill.
Seriously, just search my post history - I say the most *awful* things, including but not limited to how my cats are Evil, they're psychotic beasts who threaten my life/are trying to kill me, what nice gloves their pelts will make After The Harvest™, etc etc.
I find it hilarious to paint them as tortured creatures, bc that's so outlandish - they're absurdly spoiled - and to say ridiculous things about what nice gloves they'll make; to me, it's just deliciously absurd.
Heavens forbid if anyone ever takes me *seriously* 🙀😱
"Yes, Officer, This Post Right Here - he says he's gonna skin his cats alive!!!"
That said, even the most trivial, casual jokes do NOT go over there well, so...I don't post much.
@netspionage @Tail CoSo is so #TeamMurderMuffin with Jay's bengals.
😂😂😂
Plus, anyone trulyliving with cats know they can be assholes. 😂😂
@Fiikus_goddess Everyone posts about how they're assholes and they're waiting to kill their owners in their sleep and always knocking stuff off tables, etc., but when it comes to THEIR pet they get all snooty about it.
@Tail Well, my sweet boi over the rainbow bridge was a sweetie nose to tail. Not a mean fluff in him!
On the other paw, Empress, still living with me, is a 19yo Dread Pirate Roberts, that's likely to kill me in the morning.
Not sure on Smushy. Yet.
See Exhibit A.
@Fiikus_goddess I've met very few cats who weren't little sweetie cuddlebugs. RIP to the sweetie🙏
19 years is a long life or a cat! That must mean they're living a good one.
@Tail Living good, but why oh why are the food bowls so empty!
Her favorite complaint. At 4am, usually.
@Fiikus_goddess LOL, typical cats. They really have no shame about letting everyone know they want something.