What the actual fck!!?
https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/6-killed-including-kids-by-kite-strings-at-india-festival/
I don't know about ya'll, but I for one will be sleeping much sounder knowing that MTG is in charge of homeland security and will be getting to the bottom of the Jewish space lasers crisis, the butt plugs at the CVS & target, and how underwear doesn't protect you from smelling a fart. Maybe she'll have Rittenhouse as an adviser since she wanted to give him the Congressional Medal as well.