God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017
cats are having a moment
2024 has been no debates for old men
The microphones will be muted whenever it is not their turn to talk.
Unless they want to respond
At any time
About anything
Or nothing at all
Terra is a sphere
He’s Hungary for Orban’s approval
holy mother of god
The former cop wants more cops.
The guy who got famous firing people wants to fire people.
🥱
Make Bacon Available Again
I love that all of the foods he named were breakfast foods. 😂
Goldman Sachs is posting a $6B loss because they couldn’t figure out how to market credit cards to Americans. I don’t think we should be trusting them on the economy. 💅
Denver has a goose problem, think we can arrange a trade with Springfield?!
7 of the largest unions in the US are calling for an end to aid to Israel
Following today's hearing, Republican Chairman James Comer and Democratic Ranking Member Jamie Raskin have called for the Resignation of U.S. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle
Good afternoon my fellow American CoSonauts! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
This is your friendly reminder that the opinions of non-Americans means exactly nothing when it comes to choosing who you want for your elected leaders.
Doubly so if they're still subjects of the British crown! 😘
Polis declares he's coconuts over Harris, unofficially tossing his hat into the VP contest as an early backer.
God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017