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@Alfred has a German spy ever been revealed due to their inability to say squirrel?

@Alfred why didn't Joseph Smith just form a polycule to get around the federal bigamy laws?

The Biden campaign is looking to hire a seasoned meme lord

"Given the Biden administration’s potential to ban TikTok, young people may see through the campaign’s attempt to woo them with memes. But if nothing else, embracing social media is proof that a campaign is at least trying to engage a younger demographic."

(I'm growing fond of the sassy, autocomplete hashtag)

techcrunch.com/2024/05/22/the-

How it started / How it's going

“I will be voting for Trump,” Haley, Trump’s former U.N. ambassador, said during an event at the Hudson Institute in Washington.

lol, like clockwork

apnews.com/article/nikki-haley

AND giving them nuke tech to boot is just the cherry on top.

Biden proposing a mutual defense agreement with the kingdom that bankrolled the 9/11 terror attacks is absolutely insane.

Full stop.

:420: e'ryday

"For the first time, the number of Americans who use marijuana just about every day has surpassed the number who drink that often, a shift some 40 years in the making as recreational pot use became more mainstream and legal in nearly half of U.S. states.

"Alcohol is still more widely used, but 2022 was the first time this intensive level of marijuana use overtook daily and near-daily drinking [w/] 40% of current cannabis [using] daily or near daily"

apnews.com/article/marijuana-c

China wants to FAFO, too 😆

Alaskans are the answer to "How do you make an American more of an American?"

"On Sunday, two men were thought to be in the running to be the next all-powerful supreme leader of Iran.

"Observers of Iranian regime politics believe Ebrahim Raisi, the late president of Iran, was being groomed as a potential successor to take over from Ayatollah Khamenei, 85.

"Up against him was thought to be the Ayatollah’s son, Mojtaba Khamenei – who is now, perhaps, the only man standing for the job."

🤔 🤔 🤔

telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202

Au revoir, Taurus season. May your horniness return next year. ♉

All the shah's forces, and all the shah's friends, could not find their president again.

Iran has lost its president, he might not be dead but they can’t find his helicopter that disappeared in the mountains while coming back from Azerbaijan after a “difficult landing”. 🤷🏻‍♂️

wsj.com/world/middle-east/heli

it's wild that modern warfare has become lobbing flying lawnmowers at each other

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God’s own prototypo

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