Windows95Man!
I LOVE that they censored the Windows logo on his shirt but he's butt ass naked. 😆
#Eurovision2024 - Clothing optional if you're a fake blonde goth lady and friends!
Hello, Slovenia!
Germany's ISAAK's was a considerably stronger performance than the UK's auto-placed song this year (can't believe I'm longing for "then I wrote a song"). I won't hate hearing it again but it was just OK.
Official iTunes 2024 playlist: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/eurovision-2024/pl.941aa2a577194039b2b8dc3ed2da31a4
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWVCKO3xAlT1Q
/nosanitize
I failed to mention that the gorgeous Malin Akerman is hosting this.
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"Hera has competed at the Eurovision Song Contest before, and she’s got some great stories from that time. Just hours before her performance in the 2010 Eurovision Grand Final, Hera broke a tooth on a sweet. Thanks to a sprinkling of Eurovision luck, her dentist was in the audience, and even more luckily, they had some glue. Just in time for the show, Hera’s tooth was back in her mouth. Someone please remove all chewy sweets from Hera's dressing room."
her dentist was there, with glue!😆
"Gonna miss you all, but mostly the cat"
100% going on the Eurometal playlist just for that line. 😆
There sure doesn't seem to be a shortage of hair bleach in Europe these days. <_<
Hearing a lot of '10s US indie pop rock in Poland's Luna's "Tower", not bad though!
Alyona Alyona coming out with some plus-sized rhymes for Ukraine!
IMO, Ukraine probably wouldn't have won a few years ago if it hadn't been for the war but so far they've got one of the best songs of this round. 💪
The 00s throwbacks continue with the UK's Olly Alexander's boy band vibes! Not a fan of the song but that was some impressive choreography.
Sorry Cyprus, SmershHaus appreciated the 00s throwback look but that song was boring. 😴
If you're a 'Murican and want to watch the first Eurovision semi-final, it's streaming on Peacock.
Looks like they're going to Cyprus first!
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.