Your attention:

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We are here on the dystopian timeline.

📍 Croydon, Jolly Ol’ Bri’ish Empire

Boeing whistleblower found dead of “self inflicted gunshot wound”

“ He said in some cases, sub-standard parts had even been removed from scrap bins and fitted to planes that were being built to prevent delays on the production line.
He also claimed that tests on emergency oxygen systems due to be fitted to the 787 showed a failure rate of 25%, meaning that one in four could fail to deploy in a real-life emergency.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703

Ugh, lost an hour of sleep.

Thanks Obama.

Argentina's Presidential Spokesman Manuel Adorni challenges an opposition MP to a match in Age of Empires II.

#politics to filter out the self-selected

Well.

Uh.

I'm sorry if you took an edible before that response because that must have been quite the ride.

#smershtv #SotU

"The performance of a career politician. Who has actually been a politician longer than I've been alive"

- Katie Britt (42) youngest Republican Senator

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The response!

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"Ban AI voice impersonation"

We are now here on the singularity timeline.

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How do you know someone's a jarhead?

They'll tell you.

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"We're all Americans"

Agreed. As long as you bring the burritos.

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"It will give me temporary authority to shut down the border when the border is overwhelmed"

Government controlling one's ability to travel to and from is authoritarian.

#smershtv #SotU

Along with upfront pricing, let's start VATing sales tax on this side of the pond as well.

And stop asking me if I want to round up.

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Raises, baby. Raises!

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Out: Drill, baby. Drill!

In: Build, baby. Build!

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Uh.

Biden flyin' to Moscow?

Must be some good drugs! 😎

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Insulin!

Drink!

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Rebounded economy. Psh.

Where's my two grand though?

I'm craving Wendy's.

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Biden's boots were made for walkin'!

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"Democracy is at stake" - drink!

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